I Feel Bitchy, Oh So Bitchy

This term, "bitching" amuses me. It's a commonly used term. It's a commonly done thing too. I haven't been to one sleepover where we haven't bitched. It's oddly satisfying. With all probability, this is because we'd rather fault out other people's bad characteristics than give a rat's ass about our own. Or is that just me?

But why prevent yourself from bitching? It makes you happier. As long as you're not throwing your mouth off about someone too much. You need a regular dosage of bitching. Yes, daily dosages required would be:

->Bitching
->Flirting
->Self Pity
->Guilty pleasures (Whatever comes to your head when you read/hear that phrase.)
->... Uh. Can't recall. When I do, I'll jot it down.

So, back to bitching. I'm guessing, and I hope I'm right, that the it's called 'bitching' because the people we're talking about, in our opinion, are bitches. Either that, or we're acting like bitches and ranting on about other poor souls. It's fun to analyse!

I've always wondered, do guys bitch more than girls? It's possible. Maybe more in their heads than anything else. But hey, it's still bitching. Right? Or does bitching have to be public? Bitching is bitching wherever, right?

[No. of times I've used the word 'bitching' so far: 10. or 11 (including the latest one)]

Me: I think this has been an interesting post...Right?
VIMH (Voices In My Head): Keep telling yourself that, darling.
Me: Shut up, what do you know?
VIMH: A hell lot more than you.
Me: Well, I think this was a nice post.
VIMH: Honey, you've been talking about bitching. You counted the number of times you said it in the post. You're bored as hell and just trying to make yourself happier.
Me: Well...Oh, go away.
VIMH: Can't. See, you keep typing out what I'm telling you.
Me: Ok, that is truly freaky.
VIMH: Well then stop.
Me: OK, I will!
.........
VIMH: Can't do it can you?
Me: Stop sniggering.
VIMH: You're the one sniggering, remember? I'm you. You're me. Blah.
Me: I..*bursts into tears*

"Would you maybe
Come dancing with me?
'Cause, to me, it doesn't matter
If your hopes and dreams are shattered"

[Oasis - Girl In The Dirty Shirt]