I read the news today, oh boy.
About a lucky man who made the grave.
And though the news was rather sad,
well I just had to laugh.
A Day In The Life - The Beatles
You have to love that verse. Anyway, sadism. Ah, what true pleasure mixed with cynicism (Right spelling?) Sickening, yes. Sadism I mean, not spelling. You know, like when someone breaks their leg and is lying on the ground clutching their leg, out of which the bone is protruding and a whole load of blood is spurting out, and there you stand, laughing your ass off. But I suppose that falls under...(I'll make categories here)..."hardcore sadists". Does that term even work? You know what? Pfft.
Yeah, so hardcore sadists. Those are the really sadistic ones. There are those of us who are, uh, mediocre sadists. The type who would laugh at the above incident only after it's happened, when someone's explaining it to you, however sad they are about it. Try it out, kids. The narrator's expression is priceless.
Yes, we should all be brought up as sadists. There'll be more laughing. I mean as mediocre sadists. Less to cry about in the world.
Don't even get me started on the pronunciation of 'sadist' and 'sadistic'. ... Actually, don't stop me. (Here, I feel the need to say 'ssssssssomebody ssstop me!' but that just wouldn't fit into context.)
Sadist:
1. Say-dist. (Which is what I say. Not that it matters to you, whoever you are. If it does matter to you, get help.)
2. Sad-ist. 'Sad' as in "the monkey was sad."
And this pronunciation...well, I won't judge. If you pronounce it like this, I shall just hope you are a nice person.
Sadistic:
1. Suh-distic. (Again, my way.)
2. Say-distic (Well, I won't complain. It makes sense that you think it's this since sadist is pronounced that way... you know, in my opinion and hopefully yours.)
3. Sad-istic. (Refer to point no.2 under "Sadist")
And those were my musings. I am thanking you for your time, dear gentlemen and gentle-ladies.
5 comments:
Does/do Happy Tree Friends come under Hardcore Saydism?
And can a hardcore/mediocre female/male sad/say-dist be a gentle-lady/man?
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That was because that was the sixth '/' and even numbers are more fun.
Sure, a hardcore/mediocre female/male sad/say-dist can be a gentle-lady/man, just as long as that hardcore/mediocre female/male sad/say-dist sticks to their genitals. As in, a hardcore/mediocre female sad/say-dist can be a gentle-lady and a hardcore/mediocre male sad/say-dist can be a gentleman. This isn't being racist, it's factual.
and i got an even 10!
Even numbers are yummy!
We're all stable, even people.
NOT.
That was your cue to call in all the cheerleaders and do a synchronized pom-pom dance with pom poms. But that was obvious. Because, y'know, pom pom dances are done with pom poms. Otherwise they wouldn't be called pom pom dances, right?
Yes.
Right.
This is a long, pointless comment.
Okbye.
Hardcore sadist. 'swhat I was thinking.
The term doesn't work. Sorry... it could've been 'massive sadist' or 'sadistic sadist' or something... hardcore doesn't work.
Suzie - you probably won't see this. But... pom looks very strange, very different on screen. Yeah.
Word verification of the day - wmakus
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